Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. [Jabbers. Huh? Mr. Krabs: Nothing. SpongeBob: I’ve never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. (bawling) I lost [Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying] stinkin' bilge rats. We've got plenty more to... [He and SpongeBob get shocked. He won’t notice." These incredible creatures can live to 100, grow up to four and a half feet long and weigh as much as three baby elephants. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Share the best GIFs now >>> Mr. Krabs: I see. [Scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing] SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Mr. Krabs: [Laughs] Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. Abby:Are you sure this restaurant doesn't served any real clams? Huh? Cut to the jellyfish alone, where SpongeBob's foot stretches out from off-screen and then the rest of his body appears. SpongeBob: Wow, how did you get it back? (puts on his glasses as he walks over to the jellyfish, puts on glasses, and walks over to jellyfish. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. "New Student Starfish" SpongeBob: Congratulations, Mr. Krabs! (closes the doors to cause the music to stop. Mr. Krabs: [Looks weird as he runs over to the counter] Nothing, lad! [Scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise] Spongebob Squarepants Movie Transcript . Squidward has had enough.] Mr. Krabs: Congratulate yourselves, lad. Mr. Krabs: (runs over to the counter) Nothing, lad! Mr. Krabs: Now, I think we understand each other. (stops dancing) Wait a minute... (rubs the dollar back and forth) This isn't me Closer. Mr. Krabs comes out from the restroom, cheering] Principal Skinner: Oh, egads! SpongeBob brings his line forward and casts it in the lagoon. Every Krab's goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine. A giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs dollar, swam away and it's gone forever and Mr. Krabs starts crying). and casts it in the lagoon. Clams: 54 Ugh! The interactive transcript could not be loaded. Come on back! [Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet] Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar. Look, boys, I finally got it! A captain’s nothing without his loyal crew. Can't you hear the music? Even after you promised to help me. slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. before I keelhaul ya. SpongeBob: What did you give him? (pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral crying at a tombstone with the (shows dollar bill just like described), SpongeBob: (Holding a blue make-up kit) Actually, it's Coral Blue number t...(Squidward hits him with the fishing pole), Mr. Krabs: I trusted you, and you gave me this? Ev… Reel it in before it’s too late! Mr. Krabs: No. We’ve got plenty more to... (Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water) ...eat. And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I’m taking you on a trip. SpongeBob: Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! [SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam] Keep thrashing! Huh? a filthy lagoon? An over eager SpongeBob accidentally hooks the dollar with his fishing line and throws it out into the water – … Squidward: [He finally loses his temper and he throws the paper and pencil in anger] Sir, let's just get this out of the way! Squidward: [Ripping off his beard] That's it, I'm finished! He likes it! Don't you think that's fun? [Scene cuts to Gary chewing up SpongeBob's couch at home] [Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Mr. Krabs: Nothing important. Sandals: Well, uhh, what's your vote on the kelp? (giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue) That’s it! Mr. Krabs: Better than that! Squidward and SpongeBob looks the same as Mr. Krabs). If that clam didn’t come before, what makes you think he’ll come now? [Rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing] Wait a minute... [Rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar] This isn't me millionth dollar. Congratulations, sir, you have just given me my one millionth dollar! (SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant faster! Squidward: Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... [Yells] you are completely out of your mind! Every crab’s goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I getting faster! List of episode transcripts Squidward: A very dirty dollar? [Mr. Krabs giggles madly while conducting the orchestra. Reel it in before I keelhaul ya. Where we going, Fancy Springs? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? "It’s just a dumb old dollar. millionth dollar. Mrs. Beady:(s… Know what I mean? [Shot opens up with SpongeBob in front of an electricity box] SpongeBob: I'm Ready! Also, you can see an orchestra playing this song when Mr. Krabs begs the orchestra to stop. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! me dollar and I’ll never get it back. SpongeBob: Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Closer. [Both take a step, then start screaming as they sprint over to the lifeboat. Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back! Everything here is made with sclam; a delicious clam free substitute. ... Sponge Bob S 03E 13a - Graveyard Shift Fester1500. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair] SpongeBob comes from behind holding a Telescope. [Rings up one dollar then a siren goes off] Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter. Template:Tra Episode Article: Clams Mr. Krabs SpongeBob Squidward Old Blue Lips Scooter Hans Gary the Snail (cameo) (at the Krusty Krab) Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? (scene cuts to the three of them in a pool), Squidward: Pamper Island? Squidward: I like neither. The giant clam stops in mid-air and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar] Aha! [Kisses Sandals and Squidward. few clams then throw them back. Uh-uh. (both scream over to the boat. Why? Congratulations, Sir. Everybody get out, you’re spoiling me moment! And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line) Live bait. Squidward: So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs? Laughing Mad: Mr. Krabs, as part of his Sanity Slippage. An over eager SpongeBob accidentally hooks the dollar with his fishing line and throws it out into the water – … 6. SpongeBob: Why did he have to go like this, why?! Videos you watch may be added to the TV's watch history and influence TV recommendations. Squidward: Clam fishing? (continues blubbering. Mr. Krabs: So, you thought you’d skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Mr. Krabs: [Holds up the dollar and cheers] For a second or two, I thought she was a goner. Fishing for (clams are jumping) stinky clams on a smelly old boat on Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone completely insane?! You expect me to break my back over a sandwich? Okay, I’ve had enough. Great! SpongeBob SquarePants -S03E26 - Clams. Let’s just leave the old man. I hate everything on the menu! Swim SpongeBob SquarePants -S03E26 - Clams. [Both sob] Jeniffermelany 6244. With many thanks to Spongebuddy Mania for writing all the translscripts! Mr. Krabs: You will? Mr. Krabs: Yippee! lagoon) Me millionth dollar! SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me? "It's just a dumb old dollar. Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward! Mr. Krabs: [Dressed up as a conductor] Oh, he'll come. (scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and dives into the lagoon. [Starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward] Whoo-hoo! SpongeBob: Yeah, and I’ve got to get home to feed Gary. Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone COMPLETELY INSANE?! Squidward: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?! Browse more videos. The music's getting faster! SpongeBob: What's wrong with Mr. Krabs? (laughs. The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins? [Takes a dollar out of his wallet] Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Squidward: I like neither. Squidward and SpongeBob look the same as Mr. Krabs] Mr. Krabs: And remember, we don’t leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. Superintendent Chalmers. (runs off to get some items. SpongeBob: [Pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window] Psst, try the coral bits. New Student Starfish: It's another day of boating school for SpongeBob, and this time, Patrick wants to come along too. So prepare yourself for… (cut to a screen reading SpongeBob B.C.) [to the trumpeters] Stop playing that music! ostinato in D minor! 2. Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the lagoon] ...eat. Squidward: No. Gary: (Meows Good Morning, SpongeBob!) Mr. Krabs: No, this is my one millionth dollar earned! Squidward: I … Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. (Mr. Krabs giggles madly. Hurry, SpongeBob. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. Mr. Krabs: It wasn't easy. Scooter visits the Krusty Krab and is curious of what he will be able to eat there. Report. Airdate: Every sailor knows that means death! SpongeBob: I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. Mr. Krabs: No! The series chronicles the exploits and adventures of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. (kisses the customer and Squidward. Squidward: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you? A captain's nothing without his loyal crew. Mr. Krabs: (dressed up as a conductor) Oh, he’ll come. Squidward: A sandwich? This article is a stub. Wait right here. [SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other] This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, [Shows dollar bill just like described] and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. (scene cuts to Gary chewing the couch at home). Takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself] Whoo-ha! Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area] For all of you opera fans, please let me know. Come to me, baby! (Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying), Squidward: Oh, please, he's such a drama queen. Here’s where clam fishing gets serious. music). Mr. Krabs! (cabin doors open to play the ominous Mr. Krabs: Yippee! [Mr. Krabs jumps back up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and left arm] And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose. music. Then he hugs it), SpongeBob: Squidward, he’s lost something near and dear to him. (Mr. Krabs begs, SpongeBob reels the dollar in) She made it! Squidward: No. episode transcripts and the transcript from the Spongebob Squarepants Movie! [SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. (scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing), Mr. Krabs: Better than that! Squidward: Hey, watch where you're swinging that... (SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon) SpongeBob, be Mr. Krabs: Now, I think we understand each other. Know what I mean? Mr. Krabs: Congratulate yourselves, lad! Squidward) Sure the lad’s a bit over eager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. Delightfully devilish, Seymour. To celebrate, he takes SpongeBob and Squidward on a clam fishing trip. Sandals: What about the barnacle rings, are they any good? I'm begging ya! Sandals: Uhh, what? (scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat as Squidward's smile turns to a glare). [Alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing carnival music. Clams: It’s another day at the Krusty Krab when a random customer provides Mr. Krabs of his one millionth dollar! Get us out of here! Do you know what this is? He then hugs it.] SpongeBob brins his line forward Squidward: No. [SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. 3 (Mr. Krabs' head is above the water), Mr. Krabs: Have you boys met... (holds his millionth dollar up) ...me millionth dollar? [Sobbing] Squidward: If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat. Where their motto is: Nobody out-sclams the Hut. Huh? Mr. Krabs: Try again. Squidward: Pamper Island? Don’t you think that’s fun? [SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward] Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. [throws the other sandwiches into the lagoon] The sandwich. 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