teepee and wigwam joke

doctor! I am over 18. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. "A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' And that’s why teepee tents (sometimes spelled ‘tipi’ or referred to as a wigwam tent) make such awesome shelters on almost any adventure in the great outdoors. and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense!'" Bloke goes to the doctor and says “Doctor, Doctor. This joke may contain profanity. I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. Doctor! Doctor! “Doctor, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. One moment I feel I’m a wigwam and the next, I think I’m a teepee.” The doctor replies “Don’t worry, your just too tense!” The doctor replies, "Your problem is that you're two tents." A guy goes to a therapist. He keeps muttering.When he walks into the doctor's office, he explains what's wrong. "I think I figured it out. I was reminded of this, when I heard people complaining about how cold it is today. I'm a Wigwam I'm a Teepee I remember an old joke where one guy was frantically saying, “I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee,“ and then his doctor leans back in his chair and declares, “your two tense (tents)”! i have double vision, I am seeing two of everything. psychologist: relax man, you're too tense. And so on and so on. Teepee or wigwam? “I’m a wigwam, i’m a teepee, i’m a wigwam, i’m a teepee….” The doctor exclaims relax man you are two tense. (tents rather) OK, corny I know, but with dual spec out, that’s what it’s like. Sep 29, 2019 - Explore Margaret D. Haydel's board "Pee pee teepee" on Pinterest. First, I’m a tepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a tepee; then I’m a wigwam. Funny Jokes. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. "He starts muttering to himself, "Wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee. Tepee or a wigwam, tepee or a wig wam?!" What’s wrong with me?” The doctor replied: “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.” All I keep thinking about is wigwams and teepees. Originally made from buffalo hides and used by the indigenous people of North America, these types of tents have been used for centuries for this exact purpose. I'm stressed. I have a lettuce stuck in my bum. "I can't concentrate, doctor. (two tents, too tense) 3. (two tents) "So, I have this idea for a great movie. Am I a tepee or a wigwam? A man went to see a psychiatrist. Other times as a marquee. Whats wrong with me?" "The doctor slides his chair up to him and tells the man what's wrong. See more ideas about pee pee teepee, teepee, pee. Only the best funny Teepee jokes and best Teepee websites as selected and voted by visitors of Joke Buddha website. I think I’m going insane. Sometimes I identify as a tipi. Tipi Jokes. What’s the diagnosis? Dr: "It appears that this is just the tip of the iceberg" Doctor! Weird Dreams. Funny Jokes ... Then a teepee, then a wigwam. 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